Going to the Movies

Don’t talk in movie theaters.  If what you have to say is so important, write your own movie.  

Also: Turn. Off. Your. Phone.  Seriously.  If you are so important that it is impossible to go a couple of hours without other people being able to reach you, do not go to movies.  Get a Netflix subscription or find another form of entertainment.  When you're texting, the light is distracting to other people.  When it vibrates every 10 seconds, other people can hear it, and it's distracting.  When you're talking, people want to throttle you.  Just... calm down.  Put your life on hold for a few minutes.  Sit back, relax, and enjoy the movie.

If you absolutely cannot do that, stay home.  Don't go to the movies.  Maybe get a nice foot bath.  But don't go out and make everyone sitting around you wish you'd stayed home.