Monday, February 25, 2013

Honking

You may have noticed this weird, squishy thing in the middle of your steering wheel.  This is called a "horn."  It's purpose is to get the attention of other drivers, when necessary, or to avoid an accident.   If someone is sitting at a green light for 90 seconds picking his nose instead of going, a tap might get his attention.  If you start honking repeatedly the second the light changes, you’re an asshole.  

Also, you're likely not going to get where you're going any faster, because if that person is also an asshole, they may just sit there and decide not to go.  If that person is an inexperienced driver (especially with a stick shift), you just freaked them out so much that they can't go.  Congratulations, your impatience just made you later.

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