Friday, April 19, 2013

How to Walk in Public


When walking, choose one side of the sidewalk or the other.  You can even walk in the middle, if there’s room for other people to get around you.  What you can’t do is slowly ramble in a diagonal from one side of the other, taking up the entire sidewalk, while checking Facebook on your phone, leaving the entire rest of the world looking like they’re doing the pee-pee dance as they hop from one foot to the other, trying to figure out how to get around you without shoving you. Bonus asshole points if you're wearing headphones, so that no matter how many times people yell "Excuse me," you can act like you don't notice that they're talking to you.  

You have a right to use the sidewalk.  So does everyone else.  So please, people, let's share, mmkay?

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